I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
well you can't waste a boner
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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