It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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