She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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