Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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