if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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