it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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