Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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