The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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