I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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