her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
