Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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