Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
false alarm, still single
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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