when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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