they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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