hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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