yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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