Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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