I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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