i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I am mentally ready for anal.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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