i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's never too late to be topless.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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