You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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