Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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