Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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