she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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