I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
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I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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