Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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