Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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