Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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