Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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