Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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