You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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