We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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