Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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