I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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