with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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