It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
