Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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