Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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