My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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