Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I think my moral compass just broke
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
