for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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