do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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