At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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