I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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