I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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