Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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