Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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