ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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