Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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