Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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