Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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