Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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