I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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